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Bloated Processor Foil MOM 093 MTG Aristocrats

Bloated Processor Foil MOM 093 MTG Aristocrats

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Bloated Processor

Rare Creature — Phyrexian from March of the Machine.

Foil copy from MOM #093. Bloated Processor converts sacrificed Phyrexians into +1/+1 counters, then rewards its own death by creating an Incubator token based on its power.

Card Highlights

  • Rare Phyrexian creature from March of the Machine
  • Sacrifice outlet for Phyrexian creatures
  • Grows through +1/+1 counters
  • Creates an Incubator token when it dies
  • Death trigger scales with its power
  • Supports sacrifice and Phyrexian strategies

Vault Notes & Play Impact

Bloated Processor rewards players for building around Phyrexian creatures and sacrifice synergies. Its ability to grow throughout the game and leave behind a sizable Incubator token makes it a useful value piece in aristocrats and Phyrexian-focused decks.

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